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daddyspinkhairedprincess: the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato I can die now.
phantomverse: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before joke or not, look at that skeleton
creator-time: its-the-fangirl: creator-time: iraffiruse: The potatoes have escaped Those are hamsters. No they’re potatoes. Don’t you correct me. Those are hamsters.
pewbutt: its time for america’s favourite new pastime: ELF OR POTATO it’s up to you to decide at home if you’re looking at a real elf or just a big ol regular potato! don’t get fooled! you should all check out @synecdoche445 ‘s comic over HERE
genderjuice: potato salad isnt even a salad wtf its just potatoes in a dressing petition to change potato salads name to “slimy potatoes”
the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato
peptobismuth: the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato @devoidking i want to adopt the mash potato
the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato > u< <3
since it seems I have returned from my longer than unexpected hiatus I think its high time I changed things up a bit
stayuptoseethedawn: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God!
candiedmoon: I am sobbing
just-shower-thoughts: Its amazing how potatoes give us chips, french fries and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable
beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’ i am so fucking done
simlotus: the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato I’m crying
osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just
peanutsareforpussies: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God!
potatoes-and-doodlebags: kevlox: theflyingsquid89: hopeandfreedomisallineed: troylerscrazyphan: actually-its-not-okay: ‘High school will be the best years of your life’. Well then, kill me now. This is so sad I started crying and sobbing
whes: mindyourstories: ghostofcommunism: mishmonkey:You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or
its-enough-believe-me:🔥 Manatees eating sweet potatoes
notsufferingfrominsanity: beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
Mission success, potatoes have been boiled, potatoes have been mashed, and I made the water into a broth, my cooking prowess and pure unadulterated genius continues unmatched. I will prosper in the coming days.
shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
kindagirlwho: peanutsareforpussies: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people
hand: cutiee-booots: the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato I don’t wanna be dramatic, but I would die for mash potato I would take more bullets than 50 Cent for him
the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato @fairyneko omg the floof
the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato @slendershadow1
couchpotat-hoe: absolutelymadness: Couch potato oh my god
plunk-: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can
snk-potato-girl: jake—from—statefarm: This is a seal with hiccups. You’re welcome.
tastefullyoffensive:Dwight’s potato boat. I WANNA DO THIS FOR FREDERICK
desi-potato: Idc if it’s old fashioned but giving a girl flowers is still a must
its-a-potato: Silly ideas are the best ideas.
its raining so that sucks but u kno what doesnt suck. wearing my favorite shirt
its a metaphor you potato with eyes
